#please tone down the eye fucking sir #for emma’s sake #and mine
i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
"Well, I don't pillage and plunder on the first date, just so you know."
3x22/4x04 - Hook doesn’t like cockblockers.
"You wanna come in and have coffee with my parents, a newborn, and a human ice-maker?"